
Here’s What You Get:
01. The Dirty Crew (the Get Found part)
The full team of AI assistants – Researcher, SEO Strategist, Blog Writer, Messaging Strategist, GEO specialist, Visibility Tool.
02. My Twin (the Get Liked part)
A Claude skill loaded with 4 years of my conversion copywriting brain and packed to the brim with personality. Writes your full website just as I would write it (with the personality I would write it in!) – homepage, about, services, sales pages, contact the lot.
03. The 6-Part Curriculum (the Get Booked part)
Six focused, no-fluff modules that walk you through:
- /Voice of customer research (the foundation of everything that converts)
- /Clarifying the transformation your client is actually buying
- /Copywriting basics – pain points, benefits, the moves that turn readers into buyers
- /Social proof placement (most people get this wrong, and it costs them)
- /SEO positioning
- /Friction, formatting, and the user journey that turns visitors into bookings
Short. Strategic. Watch the lot in 90 minutes on 1.5x speed.
04. The Dirty Copy Bible
26,000+ words of pre-written, conversion-tested copy templates for every page on your website (this bible is part of what I’ve trained the twin on) that you get to have on file for your brand anytime you need (or, you can just use the automated twin).
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And then there’s the bonuses
Everyone gets this
Bonus #1
The Website Audit
Get my Dirty Twin to roast your website, figure out where it’s not optimised, and work out what needs to be changed!
Fast action only!
Bonus #2
90 min live group Website Review Session
Once your website’s written with the twin, turn up live to a 90 minute group website review session, where you’ll get my eyes and feedback on your website.
Real time with my real feedback to triple check that you’ve just hit publish on a conversion machine.
This is for you if:
- You’re a service-based business owner who wants to be findable on AI search before your competitors get there first
- Your website feels meh, looks meh, sells meh – and you’re tired of it
- You hate writing about yourself (or you’re a copywriter who hates writing about yourself)
- You want personality on your site, but every time you go to write, a boring old man emerges
- You want a system that does the boring half (SEO, blogs, research) so you can focus on the parts only you can do
- You believe AI is changing how clients find businesses and you want to get ahead of it instead of behind it
- You’re a copywriter who wants to use this on client work (yes, you can – it’s a goldmine)




